moemilkk:

$500 fine for awooing (pls don’t repost or I’ll fight)

dlubes:

satandotgov:

foervraengd:

foervraengd:

Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason

Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.

Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.

Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.

Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog

Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable

remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it

Back in the super old days, reblogging a post brought you to a whole entire other page. You then had to add tags in a separate box and then publish the post. You could basically have fifty posts in different tabs all ready to be posted.

Blocking an anon would bring the person’s url to your blocked users list so you could always see who sent anon hate.

There was no instant reblog button till like 2015

apprenticehera:

i feel like tiktok is just the spirit of musically possessing the corpse of vine

mitzrayim:

baptizm:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)

Some questions you don’t want answers to.

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

miitopian:

frogbong:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

snakegay:

snakegay:

not to question metal gear logic but being jabbed in the eye socket (of the eye you just got blown out like. today) by spindly little twink fingers would HURT you wouldnt be smirking like “hehe wrong eye”

this is just the expression big boss makes when hes in agony

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

pancakeke:

new emoji

badjokesbyjeff:

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

haikayuu:

bluud:

i try not to judge peoples kins. but some of you are out of your minds. god bless